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Superman Joins ICE

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Lisa De Pasquale
Aug 07, 2025
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Superman Joins ICE

Just the News reported that days after Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem urged “dedicated men and women” to join ICE, actor Dean Cain answered. “I felt it was important to join with our first-responders to help secure the safety of all Americans… So I joined up,” said Cain, 59, noting he is also a “sworn law enforcement officer.” Citing ICE’s arrests of “terrorists, rapists, murderers… very dangerous people,” Cain praised its mission and perks like a $50,000 bonus and student loan repayment in a video posted on X. "If you want to help save America, ICE is arresting the worst of the worst and removing them from America's streets. I like that. I voted for that,” he said.

Additionally, The Hill reported that the agency has ended its age cap:

The move will end the limitations on the physically demanding job at a time when the Trump administration is pressed for personnel to carry out its mass deportation agenda.

“We are ENDING the age cap for ICE law enforcement,” Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem wrote in a post on the social platform X. “Qualified candidates can now apply with no age limit.”

The shift also eliminates the age limit for those seeking to serve as investigators, which was previously capped at 37.

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